anti-telemarketing EGBG counterscript

The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy.
Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance.

This is kind of funny:

Spam Stock Tracker - tracking how much money people can lose with penny stocks from spam.

On May 5th, 2005 (05/05/05 spooky!) I set out to determine just how much money I could lose by trusting SPAM.

What if I purchased 1000 shares of stock from EVERY stock tip mentioned in a SPAM email? Could we all really be missing out on a great opportunity?

If i have to read it, so do you...

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Mr Kenneth Tyler,
CEO Con Oil & Gas Ltd,
HACKNEYE5 0hx,
LONDON,

Dear Intending Representative,

Top of the day to you.
Let me crave your indulgence to introduce myself to you I am Mr kenneth tyler president/founder of Con Oil & Gas Ltd.
we are OPEC members who deal on crude oil and raw materials and export into the Canada/America and Europe. Our head office is located in London as stated above.

I am interested in employing your services,to work with me as our payment agent who can help us eastablish a medium of recieving payment on our behalf for crude oil supplied to our customers in Europe,Canada,America ,Australia,etc.If you are interested in transacting business with us.I will be very glad. Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate your mode of payment which we will pay for your services as my representative in your country.

If you are willing to work with us, i will want you to furnish me with your particulars, so as to enable me give you further details. Please, you have to be an honest and trusted person, as more payments will be made through you in the course of this transaction.And moreso you will be entitled to 10% of every payment that you are able to recieve for us from our customers.
Please contact us for more information via this office contact below:

Mr Kenneth Tyler,
Con Oil & Gas Ltd,
HACKNEYE5 0hx,
LONDON,
phone +44 704 012 2471
Fax +44 870 1224 021
Email:c_andgasltd@yahoo.co.uk,

We look forward in working with you.

Regards.

Mr Kenneth Tyler,
CEO CONOIL&GASLTD.